Quotes and Jokes in the Continued Lack of Substance While Still Providing Deep Social Insights

What? It could happen.

 

“It is always to be taken for granted, that those who oppose an equality of rights never mean the exclusion should take place on themselves.” — Thomas Paine

 

College Humor explains How UPS Deliveries Actually Work:

 

“Some of the loudest, most proudly ignorant guessing in the world is going on in Washington today. Our leaders are sick of all the solid information that has been dumped on humanity by research and scholarship and investigative reporting. They think that the whole country is sick of it, and they could be right. It isn’t the gold standard that they want to put us back on. They want us on something even more basic. They want to put us back on the snake-oil standard.” – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

College Humor also shows what would happen If Movie Characters Had the Internet:

 

“The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you’re not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue any goal. Don’t take it personally when they say ‘no’ – they may not be smart enough to say ‘yes’.” – Keith Olbermann

 

Isaiah Mustafa returns to remind us that both himself and Old Spice are awesome in I’m Back:

 

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.” — John Cage

 

But seriously, hey, we came up with it all on our own, right off the bat:


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