Monthly Archives: October 2012

Spam Poetry With Helpful Tips!

I’ve been getting some interesting spam poetry lately, so I thought I would pass it along while I’m getting other stuff together.  They range from the truly poetic to the useful trivial pursuit data:

1) Swing band arrangements generally integrate simple, recurrent materials or just commonly recognized as “riffs”. Improvisation was handed a preferential goal and soloist would attain when the relaxation on the band, apart from the beat element, stopped or maybe executed a little bit history lines. As we say “to swing”, is usually a phrase of compliment for executing a strong rhythmic drive or groove..

That’s cool, daddy-o.

2) “It’s empty,” I said, handing him the tub. A white vapor stream from the dry-ice inside escaped through a crack in the lid and slid down the side like an evaporating snake.

I am deeply confused — is the tub empty or full of dry-ice?

3) Make your mind up what measurement you’ll need. Just before renting an RV you’ll need to understand what dimension RV you may need. Commence using the range of folks you plan to journey with. A woman I spoke to lately stated she utilized to enable her little ones finger paint about the kitchen area flooring (vinyl flooring) simply because they may very well be as messy because they wished after which she would just mop it up once they have been accomplished! What an incredible notion! I in no way considered that one particular, but I applied to blow bubbles inside the residence for my young children if they were being minor. Don fear, it is not messy or challenging to clean up up until you spill them. The youngsters use a blast trying to pop the bubbles, and it really is a thing distinct from just blowing them exterior.

Vinyl flooring in the kitchen of your RV? Who’d have thunk it. And when you journey with people, make sure that they are okay with you blowing bubbles at them inside the RV when they are driving it.

4) Trying to write your name in so many ways, and decorate it with so many colors, just to ensure I would dream of you at night, and by chance you you would respond me so tenderly, knowing that both of us are loving the boot for men. The quiet music slowly flow over my soul, I write your name once more and then walk to the window. There’s no moon in the sky, but wind kissing my face. You are dancing in the wind.

Apparently, we are now booting the men out of the RV. Either this is trying to sell me perfume or I have a stalker.

5) Yes, we really like our dogs (I love my two) but they are still carnivores that we live with – not individuals or furry youngsters – they are meat eating animals that have the instincts to kill modest items inside of them. We are counting on to not attack and maim or kill our babies. The smallest dog that has ever killed a human was a six lb Pomeranian – it killed a 10 month old.

Best spam poetry ever.


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Amir Zand and Lucas Thorn ride again

A few months back I highlighted a book cover I thought was interesting for Australian author Lucas Thorn‘s first book in a western-flavored revenge tale of elves: Nysta: Revenge of the Elf. The book cover was done by Iranian artist Amir Zand. Zand has done a new cover for the next book in the series, Duel at Grimwood Creek, in which Nysta continues to hunt down the Bloody Nine who killed her husband while facing creatures and mysteries out in the Deadlands. Where the first book’s cover went with brash color, this one nods to that color in a more black and white patina. I think both are swell. Here’s the cover (unable to make the image larger apparently):



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Let’s Jump Start with Aloe Blacc — Tonight Downtown

We cannot resuscitate without music, so here’s Aloe Blacc’s bluesy Tonight Downtown:


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It’s October!

And I’ve had massive computer problems all this time! So while I battle with electricity, what is everyone planning to be for Halloween?

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